The Champ Is Injured!

This smug son-of-a-bitch is injured.

Now, I have to say that I like wrestling quite a lot maybe a little too much for an individual my age and shouldn't really put so much emotion into hating someone that I know is only working with what he's got but I really don't like Cena.

It seems to be the every internet fan hates the man but I just mildly dislike him. I can respect his ability in the ring even if he doesn't do anything other than about 5 moves and consistently gets his ass kicked only to come back with about one F-U (It's a wrestling move not a verbal insult but then it may as well be) and win the match.

I can't help but feel sorry for all of the little kids who won't be seeing him and his spinning belt for 6-8 months but I also feel sorry for all of the women who want to bear his children having to live without him being in the same arena as him. What I don't feel sorry for is that he is now no longer the champ (that hasn't stopped him saying THE CHAMP IS HERE! even when he doesn't have a title) as now maybe someone else can take the title and make it means something again.

I wish him a speedy recovery and hope that he comes back stronger then ever but this time a little closer in character to the Cena that I used to love not the Cena who seems like he's had one too many caffeine tabs.

Disclaimer: I do know that wrestling is fake but believe me this situation is as real as it can get.